Thursday, December 23, 2010


Tuesday, December 21, 2010


Monday, December 20, 2010

Yule, Yadda Yadda - 3

At least they're already right next to the fire.

For the girl who has everything (else)...

The Easter Bunny's Family Christmas Card.

We all know someone like this.

The End.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

A Week of Yuletide Irreverence - 2

Or maybe it's "irrelevance." Or C, all of the above.


Humiliating your kids is the best part of parenting. Solving a problem is just a bonus.

There's a message here, but I'm not sure if it matters that I understand it.

It's a rainhat, right?

For the professional offense-takers in the world...

Saturday, December 18, 2010

A Week of Yuletide Irreverence - 1

Or maybe it's "irrelevance." Or C, all of the above.

I'm not a tattoo kinda guy, but if I were...

Sunday, December 12, 2010


I can't look at my Amazon Wish List this time of year because I may figure out what I'm getting from the family. That's no fun.

Friday, December 10, 2010


I'm surprised more folks don't keep hogs for pets. Hogs are just dogs wrapped in bacon. -- Spokes (fellow member of a backpacking forum)

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

What Kind of God Would Allow This to Happen?

Otamatone. A new and horrifying musical instrument from Japan. The post title comes from one of the YouTube comments.

Via Ace.

Oh, about fifty bucks.

Sunday, December 05, 2010


Ah, troubled youth.

I met her on 4chan, but alas, it was not meant to be.

Now you know.

I don't have an iPhone, so this amuses me. In fact, my cell phone is almost 4 years old and I won't upgrade because it does almost everything I want, i.e. makes and receives calls and holds a battery charge. The only option I could do without is the one where it takes multiple pictures of the inside of my pocket. I have dozens of those. I should post my favorites here, you'd like that, eh?

Kinda sums this all up, don't it?