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Update

Yule, Yadda Yadda - 3

At least they're already right next to the fire.


For the girl who has everything (else)...


The Easter Bunny's Family Christmas Card.


We all know someone like this.


The End.

A Week of Yuletide Irreverence - 2

Or maybe it's "irrelevance." Or C, all of the above.

Ho.


Humiliating your kids is the best part of parenting. Solving a problem is just a bonus.


There's a message here, but I'm not sure if it matters that I understand it.


It's a rainhat, right?


For the professional offense-takers in the world...

A Week of Yuletide Irreverence - 1

Or maybe it's "irrelevance." Or C, all of the above.

I'm not a tattoo kinda guy, but if I were...

Frustrating

I can't look at my Amazon Wish List this time of year because I may figure out what I'm getting from the family. That's no fun.

Wisdom

I'm surprised more folks don't keep hogs for pets. Hogs are just dogs wrapped in bacon. -- Spokes (fellow member of a backpacking forum)

What Kind of God Would Allow This to Happen?

Otamatone. A new and horrifying musical instrument from Japan. The post title comes from one of the YouTube comments.

Via Ace.

Oh, about fifty bucks.

Miscellanea

Ah, troubled youth.


I met her on 4chan, but alas, it was not meant to be.


Now you know.




I don't have an iPhone, so this amuses me. In fact, my cell phone is almost 4 years old and I won't upgrade because it does almost everything I want, i.e. makes and receives calls and holds a battery charge. The only option I could do without is the one where it takes multiple pictures of the inside of my pocket. I have dozens of those. I should post my favorites here, you'd like that, eh?


Kinda sums this all up, don't it?