A gift for Mookie

Rachael has gone to Canada for a week with Mom. It's not Windsor like I thought, it's Kingston in Ontario, north of New York. Well, she's decided to yank my chain a bit with this 'whore clothes' thing and google, so I was thinking of getting even. In a loving evil-dad kinda way of course.

What I want to do is set her up as the number one site linked to by the phrase 'frilly pink dress'. That is the untimate anti-Rachael phrase. Help me out people, is that gonna work? If yes, then how about everyone link to Mookie with that phrase. Hahahahahahaha