Sunday, March 13, 2011

Randomness - Employed Edition

Another week starts at the workplace. According to Liz, I really need one of these. Actually, my boss thinks so too. My kids probably do, but they're all afraid to talk to me, so I'll take that as agreement.

One of these would help wash down the pill and do double duty to calm my hyper self down.

If I had a company laptop, this would be the skin I had for it. I am *the* anti-Apple Fanboy.

A little practical joke to lighten the mood.

I'd get a pad of these, but people wouldn't know if I was joking or not. I hate having to explain that yes, you are my bitch in the office.

What's more annoying in the workplace: atheists or preachy Christians? I suggest scheduling them together for a long meeting in a conference room far away from everyone else, so that I can get some damn work done.

I would promote the creative thinker that did this.

I don't get nearly as many co-workers dropping in to bullshit since I got this new Visitor's Chair.

This is my story and I'm sticking to it.


sheri said...

I love every one on those. Where the hell do you find this shit? Awesome. Awesome. Oh wait, I said that already. Well, AWESOME. See? You can't even stop me. Awesome.

OK, leaving now.