If you own an SUV, then you don't need to come to a complete stop before easing over a small speedbump. Check with lost and found, maybe they've seen your balls.
There was a guy in Hawaii who lived in the same housing area as we did who always came to complete stop at these very shallow and unused railroad tracks. I mean, weeds growing up through them and everything unused. He had a huge offroady kind of SUV. We used to just pull around him and zoom past. Laughing. Laughing really really loudly.
Probably the same idiotic SUV drivers you often see in ditches on the side of the road every time it snows because they think they are invincible.
I meant your post, Ted, BTW. Shoulda clarified.
Great line about the missing balls. Look forward to using it in future!
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