Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Handy Parenting Tip

If you can't get your kids to eat fruit, offer up dried apples, which are pale and have that spongy, chewy texture. Tell 'em it's human flesh, and zombies adore it.

It worked for my kids.

2 comments:

Joan of Argghh! said...

Fuckin' brilliant!

Maelstrom said...

Grapes can be eyeballs. (or maybe small testicles..)

 
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