Thursday, April 23, 2009

Universally Correct Reply

So I'm on the phone with daughter Robyn (mother of granddaughter Lorelei).

Me: What's yellow, smooth and deadly?

Robyn: Lorelei's poop.

Me: No. Shark-infested custard.

Robyn: *giggles* (because I'm a funny guy)

Me: What's green and dangerous?

Robyn: Lorelei's poop.

Me. No. A frog with a hand grenade.

Robyn: *giggles* (juvenile, but funny)

Me: But thinking about it, your answers were correct too.

Robyn: You got that right.

3 comments:

leeann said...

What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
(and maybe Lorelei's poop.)

Robyn said...

Definitely Lorelei's poop! Hahaha. It comes in so many varieties.

Victor said...

Yellow poop? Green poop? Just what *are* they feeding that kid?

 
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