So I'm on the phone with daughter Robyn (mother of granddaughter Lorelei).
Me: What's yellow, smooth and deadly?
Robyn: Lorelei's poop.
Me: No. Shark-infested custard.
Robyn: *giggles* (because I'm a funny guy)
Me: What's green and dangerous?
Robyn: Lorelei's poop.
Me. No. A frog with a hand grenade.
Robyn: *giggles* (juvenile, but funny)
Me: But thinking about it, your answers were correct too.
Robyn: You got that right.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
(and maybe Lorelei's poop.)
Definitely Lorelei's poop! Hahaha. It comes in so many varieties.
Yellow poop? Green poop? Just what *are* they feeding that kid?
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