Quickie Movie Review

In 2003, The Mummy's Kiss became a surprise hit. Like most erotic releases, this flick featured pretty girls and almost non-stop female nudity. Unlike most erotic releases, there was an actual and somewhat interesting storyline that was more than just "Jenna meets Tiffy for coffee and they have softcore lesbian sex. At the mall Tiffy meets Buffy and they have softcore lesbian sex...". In fact, there were only two sex scenes (that I remember). Throw in a director who insisted that the characters play it (mostly) straight, actors who could provide real character depth, competent special effects and of course lots and lots of gratuitous boobage, and it's easy to see why this movie has built up a bit of a cult following.

An attempt to cash in on the original was made in 2006, with the pathetic The Mummy's Kiss: Second Dynasty. This time around, the boobs are all fake (hideously so), the characters are all cardboard cutouts and the special effects aren't. All of the characters are brain-dead and annoying as hell, and... I can't go on.

Avoid the sequel like Tut's Curse.