Today's Cow Joke

I think I told this one:

What did the cow say?

"Woof," 'cause he had a dog in his mouth!

For the last month or so I've called my kids a couple of times a week to tell them variations, such as:

What did the cow say?

Nothing, 'cause he had Marcel Marceau in his mouth!

or,

What did the cow say?

"Bless you my son," 'cause he had the Pope in his mouth!

Today I told this one:

What did the cow say?

"EEAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!" 'cause he's a taxpayer and just got raped up the ass by motherfuckin' Congress and their 700 billion dollar "bailout" bill!"

Robyn said she could probably guess where I stood on that decision.