Monday, September 08, 2008

...an' I wanna pony... an' a bb-gun... an' a baseball... an' a...

... and a finger up my butt.

Today's my birthday. Da big four-nine! Yay, me!!! Not quite halfway done, to my thinking.

I also scheduled myself for my annual physical today. Dunno why, just did. New doctor, I've only met her once. Seems nice.

Small hands. Damn right I checked.

9 comments:

Ian said...

Many happy returns, Tedmeister!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birfday!

Suzette said...

Birthdays come and birthdays go -
It's a special day for Ted.
'Cuz if he lives to 99
he's less than half-way dead.

*mwah*

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday big guy!

Victor said...

Happy Birthday, Ted. And I'll be getting a little older this month, myself...

...but I'll never be as old as you.

Anonymous said...

Happy b-day!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Ted!

Anonymous said...

Happiest of birthdays to you Ted, and many many more!

Zoe Brain said...

It could be worse. Ask your wife about the joys of mammograms. And insufficiently warmed speculums when in the stirrups.

And I have to get a prostate exam too, as well. Ah, the joys of Intersex.

And the worst thing is convincing the medical insurer that the codes are correct for all three.

Congrats, RocketMan. But I don't think you're halfway yet.

 
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