Gotta admire the cojones this takes.

Telemarketers are suing over the Do-Not-Call list, claiming that it will devastate business and cost up to two million jobs.

Let's see... it might hurt the telemarketer business? Two million scumbags who's whole purpose seems to be interrupting dinner and mispronouncing your name might have to find real work?

Pardon me for not crying while I do the happy dance.