There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Crap, I am home. The weather report just announced a monster storm cell headed straight towards us with two, count 'em, two potential tornado's forming. Yesterday an F1 touched down northwest of here and stayed on the ground for 10 miles! That's a long damn time for a tornado to be on the ground. I'd better check to see if anything needs to be tied down out back...