Juxtaposition

I noticed on the way to work this morning two new restaraunts being built on the parkway. One is a Chik-fil-a, fast-food chicken that isn't awful. One quirk of the chain is that they are never open on Sundays, even in mall locations - the corporate policy is strongly christian.

So if you're hankerin' for chicken on the sabbath, you'll have to go to the new Hooter's across the street. They look to open right around the same time.