Frightening thing

Asian people seem to look middle-aged forever, until one morning - boom - they look ancient. Like hundreds of years old.

Yesterday, on the drive home, I saw an ancient-looking asian driving a big ol' cadillac right through a red light like it wasn't there. And as s/he drove by - oblivious - s/he had a cell phone pressed to the side of his/her head, yacking away.

Let's see: elderly driver - check
asian driver - check (ask a Californian)
cell phone - check

Yessireebob. That's one auto that would be safer with the wheel unattended, even at speed.