Monday, June 15, 2009

Wisdom Worth Wemembering

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

2 comments:

CGHill said...

Well said.

Incidentally, who's that on the sidebar losing her unmentionables?

Ted said...

I have no idea, but I've had that photo saved for years on my drive, waiting for a blog design that it might fit.

 
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