Monday, August 04, 2003

My all-time favorite joke

I love bad jokes. The bigger the groan, the more I love it. For instance:

Q: If you give a mummy a quarter and he gives you back two dimes, what happened?

A: Egypt you!


And now, for Stevie, the number 1 joke in history (according to my admittedly warped taste):

There was an old man, with two wooden legs. And he lived in an old wooden shack.
One night there was a fire, and the fire department came.
They saved the shack, but the old man burned to the ground.


Deal with it. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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